Teachers seem to have memorized some kind of dialogue handbook, because almost EVERY teacher, be it someone from Kashmir or Kanyakumari, says these dialogues at least once, and almost EVERY student can identify with it! Here are 25 things every teacher says. followed by how we’d like to answer them, but don’t!
Enjoy, and happy teachers’ day to all the teachers who have helped shape and mould the minds of students, in creating leaders of tomorrow!
Pass away? Really? That’s some fatal round the principal is taking!
This is what a fish market sounds like? Do you go to the fish market and say, “Be quiet! What is this, a classroom?” too?
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Umm, okay, what? Who?
Gladly. Let’s leave the classroom and talk outside, WITH PERMISSION!
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When was I ever interested? Chalo! What’re we waiting for!
Wow, teachers are really bent on making sure kids don’t enter the classroom!
You’re talking to us, and you don’t want us to talk back, and yet you want us to respond.. err, how?
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Trust me, we know a zillion other ways to waste parents’ money than to spend it on school. So to answer the question, no, we’re not here to waste parents’ money.
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I’m not sure you’ll want to know why we’re laughing. It’s probably best if we keep it to ourselves. Point understood.
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Do you really expect us to answer that?
No comments!
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Why do you come to school when you don’t want to teach?
Trust me, I’m enjoying it less than you!
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That’s just lovely. I’m really happy to hear that. Congratulations!
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Right, so I sit through this class unwillingly, and you will still mark me absent? That doesn’t sound fair!
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Really? Dead Poets Society style! Carpe diem!
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Is this a trick question? I think I’ll pass on answering this. It doesn’t sound safe!
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Well, I’m going to take it as a compliment, that I’ve exceeded your expectations in a way that you’ve never imagined it.
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Really? Then why don’t you go teach in them? I’m sure it’ll work out better for the both of us.
Source: http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/indian-kid-378×414.jpg
Trust me, this is not how I sit in my living room!
Source: http://www.searchindia.net/images/sib/nithin-reddy-tumma.jpg
I’ll just head on back then.
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Erm, what?
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This is soo great! Seniors and juniors who are better than us! You can’t be more proud!
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Yes, lack of food intake this morning, albeit the heavy dinner last night, has left me with the inability to speak loudly. Pardon me.
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Thank you for asking! So, I missed the school bus yesterday since I was playing football, and then I had to walk all the way home, and I was hungry and tired, so I stopped for lime soda and gol gappe. I didn’t want to eat alone so I called Rishi to come and join, and then …..
Wait for it. I have a very good reason for why I didn’t do it.
Source: http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/files/2011/05/stand2.jpg
Pretty sure I would not have been sitting here right now had I done that!
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Yep, will let you know!
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Teachers, we love you, for all you do, especially tolerating us! 🙂
Also read:Â 5 inspiring teachers you should salute this Teachers’ Day